Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Sal's Corner
"4-LETTER WORDS"


My momma always told me not to use them 4-letter words. Yall know what they are. This site is PG-24. Pretty good if you at least 24 years old. But we dont use them words on here. My mother also said that people should be examples for what they believe in. Don't teach and preach something that you aint living. But my mother told me not to use them bad 4-letter words though??? AND SHE was the main one using em. I mean, these words shouldn't be used by people with good vocabulary. At least that's what she told me. THEN she would turn around and use em. Im just so tired of living this lie. THESE are them nasty 4-letter words that she used to use.

MASH - You know you from the country when you say MASH. "Boy don't put yo' hand by that door.......mess around and MASH yo' hand". "SET that bread ontop of the other groceries 'fore you MASH that up". Never SMASH.......just MASH. MASH is what you do to garbage not your body parts.

JOOG - JOOG is only used in reference to the eyes. "Boy that ole play gun will JOOG yo' eye out". "Watch them scissors....them thangs will JOOG ya". I guess in the old times it was more regular to see people walking around with eye-patches cause they did stupid stuff.

TOOT - Toot has a few different meanings. Some folks in the deep south use TOOT as way of saying TOOTH or TEETH. "Reggie knocked ALL that boy TOOT out". Then you got some folks who use TOOT in reference to snorting cocaine. "Yep.......Mr. Jarvis youngest boy back on dem drugs........it's a shame that boy cant stop TOOTin his nose". Then some of them who use the word use it in a freaky way. "Girl stop playing and go on and TOOT that thang". So as we can see.....TOOT can go from the mouth to the nose to that tail. Anyway you say it...let's get rid of that word

WRSH - Now as you go deep into the south some folk lose vowels altogether. The word WRSH appears not to make sense but its actually WASH. It just sounds like WERSH. "GIT in ya and WRSH dem hands". I spoke on this once before.....how they sometimes feel the letter "R" needs to be placed in words. Who KNOWS

RANK - Now the conventional thinker would imagine that RANK would refer to sequence or order. Not in this case. RANK to many means "stank" or "funky". "PERNELLLLLLLLL............git in here and WRSH yo' RANK A$$!!!!!!!!". Now in this case, you usually gotta leave them shoes on the porch too. When moms yell at you like that....that is an automatic signal to take them shoes off. You know its some RANK tails in the house when you walk up to the porch and you see a pair of these on the front..........




MOMMAS, GRANDMOMMAS........yall need to stop all this cussin and using these 4-letter words.