Friday, October 21, 2005

Personals
by Reggie Dinkins, Jr.



Meet Troydette Smalls, another one of our hoeless romantics searching the earth and Asia for true love or backroom boogie, whichever comes first. Troydette has been without love for a while now. He quit his job at the Government Printing Office because he just lost his love for binding paper, and making party flyers on the side. He wanted to pursue his love of organic go-go music and his love for smoking the sweetest ganja in the Mid-Atlantic Region. Troydette was quite a ladies man with the senior summer interns and was known to have at least 5 ladies in the building at one time. However his love for strip parties and smoking marijuana all put his dating on hold.

Troydette never liked to share his hobby-plant even if it did get his dates in the mood. He shyed away from hoodrats and corporate lawyer ladies alike. He left his HUD home off of Benning Road to pursue a more natural life filled with weed and nature. Troydette is seen above on a nature hike in Rock Creek Park, and is high as usual posing as the "Highman Trophy". Despite 17 months of "time-to-self", Troydette is ready to get back on the dating scene. So all those lunch crews with at least one horny and desperate member, give us a call so that you may experience Troydette. "If you got some Chuck Brown it is going down," says Smalls. Please call us at 301-455-3534 for info on how to get with Troydette or any of our other desperate singles.