Tuesday, May 24, 2005

By Salvador Gabor

Today I stand before you to announce that the last Wednesday before Memorial Day shall forever on out be known as "ASH WEDNESDAY". This is a calling or a warning to all people who have hid their ashy elbows, knees, ankles, arms and legs with long sleeve shirts and pants that the summer is coming. EVEN if you havent lotioned ALL winter long, NOW is the time.

That spit or drop of water from the sink wont due. Take about 2 scrubbings in the shower. Blow dry the body parts in need. Vaseline them thangs.........then a lil cocoa butter. AFTER all of that apply the lotion. Now Im guilty. You can hike my slacks and catch some white shins on me as well. Im sure if we did a slack-hike across corporate america.....alot of you dudes would be guilty.

So as we celebrate Memorial Day, keep in mind Ashes come from Cigarettes and Dead Bodies that are cremated. NOT from legs exposed in short shorts and sandles.

"Lord Willin, Rome Feelin"