Friday, December 17, 2004

by Reggie Dinkins, Jr.

Lindel "Tiger" Drewers is a warm-blooded burgeoise man looking for love. He has dated and paraded with white women of all sorts. From blondes to brunettes, redheads, to earthworms with curly dreads, "Tiger" has seen them all. He has loved a few, and smelled many courdorys on a warm spring day. "Tiger" is looking for a new kind of love, a more darker love, a woman of kinky hair, and cheeky in her underwear. "Tiger" is looking for a black woman who appreciates straight teeth, and a suburban uppityness. "Tiger" loves black women, matter of fact he loves Halle Berry, Vanessa Williams, and Rah Digga everynight. These are the posters he has in his room. He needs a woman with buckwilderness, a woman who spits thru her teeth, and is not afraid to pee outside. He wants a big hipped woman, heavy of hand, who likes to be loved over a tv stand. If any of you ladies are such of this, or know of a cousin who is ghettoish, please call (301)455-3534, to get with this lucky ebony hoeless romantic.