Black Olive Man of the Year 2004
by Reggie Dinkins, Jr.
Nester Maxell is the 2004 Black Olive Man of the Year. The Black Olive is a club of disregarded socialites who feel they make the world go round. Nester our unsuspecting winner, is a man who loves the finer things in life, like listening to music on wax. He has never been married, but has sent flowers to numerous co-workers to no avail. He often invites beautiful women at the laundromat to come over and wash their clothes in his deluxe washer, but alas he is alone and rendered to tender to himself. Nester enjoys reading and riding in his Chrysler and has his eye on a 300 M, making love on bunkbeds, and buying cigarettes for his grandmother. He is known as the nigga standing by the bathroom in your favorite stripclub, and is an overall good guy with a strange smell, strong handshake, and a love for courdorys and v-neck shirts, Nester is looking for love, lust, or something along those lines. Please put your hands together and donate your phone numbers to this hoeless romantic. Email nestor at email@example.com and he will surely get in contact with you. Please send pictures, so even if it doesn't work out, he has something to make love to you by.