Friday, October 01, 2004

"Street News"
By Salvador Gabor


A survey conducted in the inner city streets of Washington, D.C. concluded that Bud Ice is the new beer of choice. In an extensive survey conducted by Keith Cunningham And Dewey McDaniels, otherwise known as Keith and Dewey, Bud Ice is the most purchased beer in the streets on the 1st and 15th of each month. This is significant because on payday, you have an endless amount of money. You choose to eat, drink and have sex with what you want on that day. On any other day you will have to settle for what you wallet will allow. Keith and Dewey didn't have to go far. They stood in front of Bass Liquors on Eastern Ave. and Larchmont Liquors on Larchmont Ave. to conduct studies. They also did a few "test" studies themselves to see which beers tasted the best. It took quite some time but at the end, Bud Ice prevailed. Here's to you Budweiser..........."The Breakfast Beer of Champions"