"The Salvador Gabor Project Personals Ad" (6/25/04)
By Reggie Dinkins, Jr.
Enrique Goya is a hard working recreation engineer, and native in the Mt. Pleasant neighborhood. He installs merry-go-rounds, and insures sliding-board safety for the District of Columbia's Department of Public Works. He enjoys poetry, roller skating through the park, and picnics on the porch. He also enjoys donkey-back riding on his mule named "Donkey". He is a small man only 5'3" and 115 pounds, but enjoys a large woman. "I enjoy the friction and the thunder of a large woman". Enrique Goya is also missing. He was last seen in Langley Park and is believed to have been abducted by WFL4J, "White Folks Looking 4 Jockeys". He might be found at Pimilico, West Viriginia or anywhere people are gambling on horses, or small people riding big people for cash. If you see or find Enrique Goya, please call 301-455-3534, or send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.