Tuesday, April 27, 2004

"Advertisements"
by Salvador Gabor



"Ware are you going?" Limousine Services


Kofe Ware, owner of "Ware are you going?" Limousine Services would like to extend an invitation to you and yours. Come on out and experience riding in fashion with Koko B. Ware. "Ware are you going?" is an upscale limousine service that specializes in proms, weddings and niggas hitting the lottery for $1,000 or better.

Mr. Ware is aware of the individual financial situations of each person. Therefore he has a variety of limousines. Have you ever rode in a stretch Delta 88? How about a three-row Cutlass? Tell me....you had to have rode in a convertible Ford Conversion Van before? If not Koko B. Ware and "Ware are you going?" Limousine Services is the place for you.

We know that it's prom season AND that alot of your close friends will be getting shot and dying this summer. Because of this, Mr. Ware is willing to cut a deal for high school students and gangsters across this area. Act now, this discount doesnt last long. $20/Hr for all Crown Victoria Wagons and Chevrolet Caprice Classics.

Caution: If you come out of your funeral and/or prom and DONT see ole KOKO, dont mind him, he's just making some other business moves. You might have to wait for about 20 minutes but shoot.........you could only afford $20/hr. SO, WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?