Friday, February 06, 2004

"This Moment in Nigga History"
by Gartrelle W. Sexton, Esquire

Janet's tittay was exposed, big deal. I mean I was happy to see it, been waiting for that since she was Willis' girlfriend on Diff'rent Strokes. But the media is blowing this way of out of proportion. I understand that this was primetime newtork TV and children were watching. It was not the place for Janet to let the world know that she got chromed out tittays sittin' on dubs. But if the media would just shut up about it, then it would just fade away. Now the kids keep hearing about it and seeing the replay on the news. This country is is so phony. We make sex and nudity out to be something bad and something that kids shouldn't be exposed to, but we use sex to sell everything. EVERYTHING. The Europeans got the right idea. Lets just be open and up front with the youth, then sex wouldn't be as big a deal as it is now.

Lets also remember that this is not the first time a little nipplage has been exposed in a public setting. Back in 1803, during haltime at the 23rd Annual Slave Bowl held in Jamestown, VA, a massive tittay was revealed. A 19 year old slave by the name of Jane was on the auction block. Dressed very conseratively, in a long dress and bonnet, Jane was being described by her master Mr. Finderbake as being perfect for niglet bearing due to her wide hips. He also said that she was perfect for a late night trip down to the niggar quarters for some jungle fever loving becasue he had made the trip many times himself. Finderbake made Jane walk across the auction stage, show off her pearly white teeth, and he even smacked her on that tail to show how much jiggle she had back there. He then said to her, "I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this auction." and he then grabbed at her dress and pulled it down showing her supple busom. Jane was sold that day to Mr. Harold Grammy of and set a record for most expensive slave girl ever sold at a whopping $5,000.

So you see, white men degrading Black women in public is nothing new, it been going on for years. Lets hope next year some white man, bends Halle Berry over and smacks her on her butt. Oh wait, it's too late.



Bus Trip Announcement
by Reggie Dinkins, Jr.

I know many of you need a vacation, picture yourself in Fayetteville 8 days from now laid back eating some greens, and chewing on some fatback, dranking on some ginger iced tea. Sipping on that drink with the toothpick in it. This bus trip includes stops in Mt. Olive, Mt. Airy, Rocky Mount, and cruised control trip around the tip of Durham.

Check out the Bus Schedule and we can all go together.
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